What Happens When You Drink

   So, I was talking with Taz this summer, and we have decided something that I find rather scary.
The way that a person drinks Mountain Dew as a young person dictates what sort of alcoholic they will be when they reach adulthood. This actually may not be completely confined to Mountain Dew and might include all sorts of pop... But not SanPelegrino  because that is just like fizzy lemonade. Besides, San Pelegrino means "saint shaves the rat" in Italian, who'd want to drink a crazy thing like that??

But, this unfortunate fact (the pop one, not the Italian rat one) has come to show me that I will probably be an alcoholic, and Taz will social drinker... This could be and issue...