Discoveries

So far this month I have made many interesting discoveries. Here is the list.

1)Sports coaches wield an amazing amount of magic power. For instance, if you tell a coach that you are sick to get out of practice, you will actually get sick. Its their way of thwarting any fun you might have had outside of practice.

2)Mariah is a ninja-superhero. I have actually been aware of this on some level for awhile now, but now we are apparently going to save the world together dressed in neon spandex. Apparently I have amazing superpowers attributed to squirrels... Go me!!

3)There are people reading this blog in Malaysia, Croatia and France. This was big news. I actually bothered to go onto the stats thing and found out. I have no idea who you guys are, but I love you. I don't know what I did to warrant the attention, but thanks!!!

4)Writing westerns sucks. Louis L'Amour makes it look so easy! What's worse is that its for school (yuck), and has to be less than 1,000 words. I don't know how I'm gonna do this. I don't know if you all have noticed, but I tend to have trouble staying focused and short. Also, the class was given way over-specific parameters on how to write the story. Our teacher seems to be looking for a super stereotypical type of story that clearly died in the 1950s with the dawn of the television.

5)There are Amish vampires. I kid you not, Amish vampires. If you don't believe me, then go read "The Last Sacrifice" by Richelle Mead. I seriously thought we were gonna get a badass Amish vampire battle sequence in the Corn Palace, but nooooo....

6)I am addicted to music. This is the truth, I simply cannot live without it. Whether its the amazingly moving soundtrack piece we are playing in Orchestra, angst-filled 30 Seconds to Mars, or happy tunes from musicals, I just can't get enough. My current favorite is "Everybody Says Don't" from the musical Anyone Can Whistle. If you haven't heard it, then go look it up. My favorite is the Barbra Streisand version from the album "Back to Broadway". It captures how I would like to live my life. Its something I need to work on. I have added more songs to that amazing music player, but have yet to update it. Somebody should annoyingly comment and tell me to do so.

7)This is the last one, but I'm not gonna say much. 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VF9-sEbqDvU
Just watch it, people.