Shower Thoughts and ManBearPigs

So, Taz requested that I blog about my thoughts in the shower, since all shower thoughts must be epic. I actually haven't showered at home in a whole ('cause of swimming), so I will go do that and come back in a moment...
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So, today in the shower, I was thinking about psychology... and bank robbery. As far as the psychology bit goes, I was thinking that there are a few fundamental things that drive almost every decision we make. These are (from my point of view) the desire to be loved or accepted, the desire to be in control (which sometimes falls under the desire to be loved, but not always) and the desire to simply survive. These all govern our actions, whether we are consciously thinking about them or not.
The desire to survive is the strongest of the three. It goes back as far as can be remembered and possibly farther. It includes things like "eat, breathe, sleep, stay warm, reproduce" etc. The desire to be loved came after that. When people realized that other people make life easier and more interesting, they wanted to be with people more. Eventually that want became so integrated in lifestyles, that it is almost as important as food or sleep. There are many fascinating pieces of literature about people going crazy from lack of loving human contact, go look them up. The desire to control stems from either the desire to survive or the desire to be loved, but not both. If it stems from the desire to survive, then it is a defense mechanism against perceived faults in the ability to take care of oneself. If a person feels weak, then they put on a show to make themselves look stronger. Like guys showing off in front of girls because they are afraid of being seen as immature, stupid or "geeky". If the desire to control comes from the desire to be loved, then it is formed by lack of received love. If a person is never given love, yet still craves love, they will try any means possible to get love. This where prostitution and other things of that nature come from as well. Someone who is controlling from lack of love thinks they cannot be truly loved so the make other people obey them as a substitute. Its as though they try to force people to love them, and hurt people when they don't.

End of psychological rant.

I don't really remember the contents of the bank robbery thoughts, but that's a good thing. Somebody might actually think I'm serious.

Aimee asked that I post the ManBearPig story on here as well. We all got bored at the Christmas assembly (because our school is stupid), and then the principal made us go back to class afterward. An inconceivable thing that had not happened in the course of time until then. What stupidity!!
Anywho, enjoy! (Warning: not for those who cannot enjoy randomness or those with heart problems):
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6580478/1/The_ManBearPig