Do you ever wonder...
...what would happen if Edward bit Tourette's Guy and turned him into a vampire?
...who came up with the word 'cup'?
...why we call people with red hair 'ginger' but the actual ginger plant is brown?
...why the Backstreet Boys went out of style?
...why all cartoon programs suck nowadays?
What if...
...Karl Marx was directly responsible for artificial life?
...the invention of soft drinks involved librarians?
...the fall of the Inca Empire happened after the invention of soft drinks?
...Marilyn Monroe was killed by King Arthur?
...Aristotle was indirectly responsible for the AIDS crisis?
...the fall of Satan involved force fields?
...the Spanish Inquisition involved genetic engineering?
...Caeser switched places with Jack the Ripper?
...Montezuma was connected to Finn Mac Cumhail by a secret bloodline?
These are the things that keep me up at night... along with the fact that my sister found a sock in her pocket during Mass this morning. Please tell me what you all think!
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